Literate-Sophisticate

bittergrapes:


 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) 

Only Avengers thing I will ever post because OMG
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Why we should use the Oxford Comma

bowlof-oranges:

au-nat-urelle:

incitatus-ebooks:

tenderstatue:

bowtiesinthedungeon:

A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:

 “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.

Forever reblog.

okay fine i’ll start using the oxford comma

i’m convinced

VINDICATION

WHY DID THEY GET RID OF IT IN THE FIRST PLACE


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.

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Submission #531

theavengersheadcanons:

Tony does all of his thinking in the shower. He comes up with all of his best ideas under the spray of the water. Subsequently the team has gotten used to seeing him streak across the mansion with a towel barely covering his important bits.

Now, when Clint hears Tony’s shower running, he sets up an obstacle course between the shower and Tony’s work shop. His laughter when Tony runs into something barely covers up the cursing and the other’s groaning at seeing Tony naked again. 

Submitted by chocolatechipcookiesplease


Submission #203

madlori:

theavengersheadcanons:

Steve thinks that people not being able to pick up Mjolnir is a little joke the team and associated SHIELD agents play, and he plays along every once in a while himself.

It’s a silly joke, though. It’s just a hammer. Anyone can pick it up.

He even used it as a doorstop once.

Submitted by dianariggslegs 

OH MY GOD Steve can pick it up because…because he’s worthy…and…and…

STEEEEEEEBE FEEEEEEEEELS.


bittergrapes:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

sammyshadenoughnow:

weavile:

luci-is-my-homeboy:

cobbledstories:

“Richard Brook” reviews The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes on Amazon. Um. That’s mildly terrifying.



12 May 2011
12 May 2011
12 MAY 2011

No one else has ever come close.



I love the typo haha
but seriously that’s some dedication on the part of the Sherlock team. I wonder what other goodies they’ve left for us?
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bittergrapes:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

sammyshadenoughnow:

weavile:

luci-is-my-homeboy:

cobbledstories:

“Richard Brook” reviews The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes on Amazon. Um. That’s mildly terrifying.

12 May 2011

12 May 2011

12 MAY 2011

No one else has ever come close.

I love the typo haha

but seriously that’s some dedication on the part of the Sherlock team. I wonder what other goodies they’ve left for us?


An open letter to Tumblr users who have music set to autoplay on load

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

vixyish:

Dear people who have music set to autoplay as soon as we load your Tumblr:

AUGH GODS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT SWEET SMOKING JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT



Sincerely,

Everyone Else

i judge you if you have autoplay


  • sherlock:you're on the phone with your girlfriend she's upset
  • john:oh god
  • sherlock:she's going off at something on your blog
  • sherlock:'cause she doesn't like my deductions like you do
  • john:please just-
  • sherlock:SHE WEARS CHEAP SHIRTS I WEAR BIG COATS
  • sherlock:SHE'S A TEACHER AND I'M THE ONLY CONSULTING DETECTIVE
  • john:for christ's sake we're in a morgue